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I love how omfgdogs has no description.
shrek oh my god
H̨̎̎͐̓̍҉̙̫̹̙̫E̲̺̟̹̻̮͗ͥ̎͆ͯ͂̀̀͞Y̨̩͔̪ͪ̊̌́ͬͥ̚ ̨̛̰̳̗͂̐ͩN͉̙̲ͥͥ̽̌̄̅͝O̹̪̥̐͌ͬͨ̈́̇ͣW̫̘̙̝̗͎̽ͣ̐͗̂́͘ ̹̲͈͕̪̟̃͛̎ͤY̶̹̞̿͆Ọ̲̰̯͈͚̠̪ͣ̄̒ͯ̔̂̂̚U͙̝̥̤͕̹͗̇͆̀͟’͛ͪ͌ͭͩ͏͉̯R̟͈̤̻̫̤͔͖̤ͬͧ͂͂̉́ͬͨ̚͝E̷̺̲̰̱͇̞͒͌̍ͩ̐̈͆͘͡ ̤̞̯̍͒̔͑̃̇̌͘͟Ǎ̩͚̥͗͝ ̦̬̟̣̟̭ͭ̃͊ͮ͆ͮͥ̏͟͡R̶̷̙̫̳̰͑̚Ớ̙̫̹̳̳̻͍͙̈̆̄Ć̟̣̞̪̯̪̂ͣ̆́̀͞K̭̿ͯ̂̉̐̿͊ ̶̣̝̳̩̜͎͚̙̊ͨ͆S͇̠͇̗̼̣̲ͯ͗̓͒̿̕T̩̣̫ͨ̉ͫ͛͊ͩ͂A͔̝͇̲̗̓̋ͨ͋̒͆ͪ͒͑͘R̛͎͎̘͔̿̎̐̓̏͜
(Source: Flickr / creativecommercialphotography)
i put my google’s safe search on strict just to see what would come up when i typed in doggy style and
AT DAWN WE RIDE
- Both were born in April
- Both Vegetarian
- Both have toured Austria
- Both owned a Volkswagen (In fact Hitler’s regime invented them)
- Efron was in WB’s show “Summerland”, Hitler was born in Sommerland (Literally “Summer Land”), Bavaria
- Both had Jewish paternal grandparents
- Both have/had monorchism
- Both are on the Forbes Magazine Top Influential People list
- Hitler was in his musical theater class in High School
- Both of their first names contain the letter “A”
- Both had/have skin
- Both slept with Betty White
- Both have ordered the mass execution of gypsies
- Hitler’s book is called “Mein Kampf”, Effron’s is called “My Camp”
- Both have been killed onscreen in Tarantino movies
- Neither are genetically engineered
- And of course, the obvious:
omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT
Tales of Vesperia: First strike. Flynn's cute and amusing expressions.
I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.